W is for Whisky

So there aren't that many useful words that start with W in Spanish.

I don't have a lot to say about whisky, except that it's a lot cheaper down there. Also, one time I drank it with an American in a bar and that was nice, because I got to speak English fluently to somebody. At least, it was all good until he asked me to hook him up with some cocaine. Apparantly I look like the kind of person who might be able to hook people up with that stuff? I told him I didn't have any friends who sold it, to the best of my knowledge. At this point he lost interest in our conversation. But I still had the whisky he'd bought for me, so that was okay.

So, W kind of sucks.